"Sex Bites" from Playgirl 2004
The Hook Up
Looking for love in all the wrong places, looking for love in too many faces. The song tells it all. Just how do you meet the right person? And who has directions to his house? Here's help!
FIVE Best/FIVE Worst Places To Meet Someone
BEST
• Bookstores
• A Little League game (divorced dads need love too)
• Airports
• CPR class (usually taught by fireman)
• Car shows
WORST
• Bus terminals
• Outside any adult peepshow
• Health clubs
• Bars (especially at last call)
• Doctor's offices (unless it's the doctor, but only if it's NOT your Gyno)
Did You Know?
The percentage of single men and women between the ages of 30 and 35 has more than tripled since the mid-seventies (30% of all men, 20%of all women). The reason? The fear of divorce.
The average age of marriage:
Women: 25
Men: 26.7
51% of American adults are single
(includes never been married, divorced, or widowed)
The 10 BEST Cities For Singles
1. Raleigh/Durham
2. Denver/Bolder
3. Washington D.C./Baltimore
4. Austin
5. San Diego
6. Dallas/Fort Worth
7. Chicago
8. Boston
9. New York
10. Los Angeles
10 Men to Stay Away From
(No Matter How Sexy/Conniving/Convincing They Are Or How Drunk/Out Of Your Mind/Lonely You Are)
1. A man who wears tight, high-waisted pants
2. Your friend's ex
3. An Internet match who when you meet in person looks nothing like his photos
4. Bartender/musician/sales clerk (or any man who needs more than one slash (/) to define himself)
5. Any guy who critiques your outfit or makeup
6. Men who hate animals
7. Men who hate their mothers (even if she is an animal)
8. A man who has his ex's name tattooed on his body
9. Addicts (this includes addictions to alcohol, gambling, porn to name a few)
10. A guy who will ask to see your compact mirror so he can make sure his freshly waxed eyebrows are in place
Writer's Note: Guilty of all of the above.
Looking for love in all the wrong places, looking for love in too many faces. The song tells it all. Just how do you meet the right person? And who has directions to his house? Here's help!
FIVE Best/FIVE Worst Places To Meet Someone
BEST
• Bookstores
• A Little League game (divorced dads need love too)
• Airports
• CPR class (usually taught by fireman)
• Car shows
WORST
• Bus terminals
• Outside any adult peepshow
• Health clubs
• Bars (especially at last call)
• Doctor's offices (unless it's the doctor, but only if it's NOT your Gyno)
Did You Know?
The percentage of single men and women between the ages of 30 and 35 has more than tripled since the mid-seventies (30% of all men, 20%of all women). The reason? The fear of divorce.
The average age of marriage:
Women: 25
Men: 26.7
51% of American adults are single
(includes never been married, divorced, or widowed)
The 10 BEST Cities For Singles
1. Raleigh/Durham
2. Denver/Bolder
3. Washington D.C./Baltimore
4. Austin
5. San Diego
6. Dallas/Fort Worth
7. Chicago
8. Boston
9. New York
10. Los Angeles
10 Men to Stay Away From
(No Matter How Sexy/Conniving/Convincing They Are Or How Drunk/Out Of Your Mind/Lonely You Are)
1. A man who wears tight, high-waisted pants
2. Your friend's ex
3. An Internet match who when you meet in person looks nothing like his photos
4. Bartender/musician/sales clerk (or any man who needs more than one slash (/) to define himself)
5. Any guy who critiques your outfit or makeup
6. Men who hate animals
7. Men who hate their mothers (even if she is an animal)
8. A man who has his ex's name tattooed on his body
9. Addicts (this includes addictions to alcohol, gambling, porn to name a few)
10. A guy who will ask to see your compact mirror so he can make sure his freshly waxed eyebrows are in place
Writer's Note: Guilty of all of the above.
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